Monday, September 8, 2008

What if Peter had Twitter

  • Just met this guy named Jesus–He changed my name, interesting…wonder what else He’s going to try and change?
  • Holy smoke…just landed a HUGE catch of fish by doing what this Rabbi said.
  • Just left the family business to follow Jesus–this guy captivates me.
  • Today Jesus fed over 5,000 men with a kids happy meal…and even multiplied the surprise!
  • Walked on water today for a little while–Thomas doubted whether or not I could and Judas was giving four to one odds on me drowning.
  • YEAH…I got it right! Jesus is the Messiah…He encouraged me.
  • Jesus just called me satan…I am thinking I got something wrong.
  • Trying to sleep…I think Jesus is praying over there…
  • Just cut a guys ear off, Jesus fixed it–no problem.
  • I think it’s over–He’s dead.
  • I think we’re next!
  • I think somethings happening…He’s not in the tomb.
  • He’s alive–he just walked through a flippin’ wall!
  • It’s ON–He just did that fish catching thing again!
  • He just said something about having all authority–after what I just saw…I believe it!
  • Just preached my first public sermon, 3,000 people received Christ…was waterlogged after the baptism service.
  • Two people lied about the offering today - God killed them for it - giving increase 462% afterwards.

I was goin through someone else's blog and this caught my eye so i copied and pasted it into my blog...Enjoy

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